Zelda: Hey I just met you

Zelda: And this is crazy

Zelda: But I need you to save all of Hyrule

Zelda: And I'm not even gonna bang you.

Link: That's completely fine, because I'm actually a decent human being who doesn't expect sex from a woman in exchange for my kindness.

Link: Did I ever mention that our fandom is sexist as fuck and that these "friendzoning" jokes aren't funny in the slightest?

Link: Because it 's true



if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

This is legitimately comforting.

(via frostedfroakies)